Vent puppet Ronnie & Don
D. Hi Ronnie !
R. Hi Mr. S
D. Are you going to help me sing this song ?
R. (shakes head...then whispers in D's ear)
D. PAY YOU ! What do you mean pay you to sing ?
R. You know... a puppet 's got to eat..Renoomeration, money, service
D. I'm sorry but I'm not going to pay you to sing.. besides we have all
these people waiting here..
Did you know you can use money in 4 ways ??
Give it away.
R. What was the first one again ?
O.K. ..I'll sing then..But first , what note does the musical
scale start and end on ? ..I'll tell you - Dough, Dough.
I'm saving up too !
D. Ronnie you really shouldn't worry so much.
R. I agree. ( trying to sound convinced) I
shouldn't worry about money. By the way what did you do with that $10 note , serial number C958439-G, I loaned you ??
D. C'mon Ronnie. The Bible says in Proverbs (23:4-5)
" Don't weary yourself trying to get rich. Why waste your time ? For
riches can disappear as though they had wings of a bird !"
R. The only thing my money says is "goodbye " !
D. God has given us all so much to be thankful for..
R. You mean like good looks,( playing up to audience ).. good
D. Well let's sing then and let everyone hear it ! Makes sense ?
R. Dollars and cents.
R & D. sing together & invite all to join in.
Q. How much money do you have in the bank ?
A. I don't know , I haven't shaken it lately.
" Dad says money doesn't talk these days. It goes without saying."